If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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