it was like his penis was on wheels.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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