I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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