i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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