Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I have post one night stand depression
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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