Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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