Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
barbara walters just said penis...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Farmville is her only friend.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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