Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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