I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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