tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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