It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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