escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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