did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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