I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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