My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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