i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
