Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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