I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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