My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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