If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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