Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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