Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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