I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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