My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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