your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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