is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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