their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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