who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Porn is love you can see.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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