just come out here and I will go home with you...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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