please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize