Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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