just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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