The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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