Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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