maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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