I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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