I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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