That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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