You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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