What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize