I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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