That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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