Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The convent might be a nice break from real life
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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