I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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