You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.