8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already