They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.