I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process