i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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