The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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