Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize