HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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