try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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