i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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