So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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