he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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