Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
They have beer where we have blood.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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